Dr. James Corbett is an American Hero
December 18th, 2007 by Dane AndradeSO get this: Advocates of Faith and Freedom, an ultra-theocratic advocacy law firm, is representing a student of an Orange Country School District who claims his first amendment rights were violated by Dr. James Corbett, an AP European History Teacher by “convey[ing] a governmental message that students holding religious beliefs are outsiders and not full members of the community. This hostility towards religion is a violation of the establishment clause.”
Dr. Corbett apparently “spends an extended period of time at the beginning of each class discussing topics that are not only irrelevant to history but also inflammatory and often altogether inappropriate for high school students.”
This student, Chad Farnan, brought in a tape recorder and recorded some of the teacher’s rants, including this:
What part of the country has the highest murder rate? The South. What part of the country has the highest rape rate? The South. What part of the country has the highest … church attendance? The South. Oh, wait a minute. You mean there is not a correlation between these things … You know, you go down to Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, all these states that are as red as they could possibly be, as right-wing Republican as you could possibly be. When you first present these people with the economic policies of the Democratic party, they are all Democrats. Virtually all the social programs, they like. They lead the Democratic party on social issues. That’s it. Social issues, can you imagine what they’re saying on Rush Limbaugh now? About, ‘Middle school people in New England giving people birth control pills. My God. What next?’ I love Rush Limbaugh. A fat, pain in the a—liar. And, boy, is he a liar. Unbelievable.”
Sheer comic genius. Give this man the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Seriously. I wish I had one teacher like Dr. Corbett in High School.
No. Let me explain this a little better. This lawsuit has been done before, and this language is the language of the previous attempt, the secularists. This is not original. This is merely more proof of the copycat approach to morality and the legal system by the religious dominionists. It isn’t enough that the school system is still a breeding ground for religious indoctrination, and non-believers and other people who would rather teach their kids at home about religion have been ostracized and having failed previous attempts to bring these lawsuits to the courts, this Fascist Law Firm decides to copy the work of organizations like the ACLU. In these previous cases we, the secular taxpayers, have been found to not have standing. Our only victory was erasing mandatory prayer from school and the occasional Lemon Test success, but Christian proselytizing from the podium is not a phantom. If this brings about the demise of teacher’s personal freedoms of ranting about religion from either way… it is a victory for us. Dr. Corbett’s glorious and hilarious rant is what they ask for when theists demand that we allow “mandatory” prayer back in the school system. They ask for the competition of ideas on religion, and they are going to get the opinions of the occasional intelligent man like James Corbett chiming in…
I hope Chad was offended. I hope many people were offended. Not because I’m a cold-hearted anti-theist spewing my hatred into the nethervoids, not at all; it is because it’s an opportunity to learn, to know what it is like to be unlike an authority, and to question authority. My classes were filled with very anti-secular, anti-atheist rhetoric that would make Jonathan Edwards grimace (whose infamous sermon was also taught in my school with reckless literal abandonment). I’ve heard every horror in history, including the Inquisition, unexpectedly blamed on non-believers. My school hosted Heaven’s Gates and Hell’s Flames! No, if anything, this will give our friend Chad that opportunity to faithfully disagree with his professor in a healthy way… it’s an AP course for goodness sake! I am who I am today because I disagreed with my professors, and for every professor who has proven his worth to me, in being unequivocally wrong and out of order, I applaud you.
Alas, I don’t think it is right. My stance is neutrality, although I definately think there is room to discuss the failings of Christianity in a history class. If they win this lawsuit, which they probably will, consider the fallout in our favor. Where we have failed, they will succeed, and close themselves further out of the public tax supported spectrum. For this, Dr. James Corbett, is an American hero.
And for good measure, (I could listen to this guy all day) let’s see what other bits of wisdom our friend has:
The Boy Scouts can’t have it both ways. If they want to be an exclusive, Christian organization or an exclusive, God-fearing organization, then they can’t receive any more support from the state, and shouldn’t.” In the industrialized world the people least likely to go to church are the Swedes. The people in the industrialized world most likely to go to church are the Americans. America has the highest crime rate of all industrialized nations, and Sweden has the lowest. The next time somebody tells you religion is connected with morality, you might want to ask them about that.
Well, we know abstinence doesn’t work. And we know one other thing, and that is, once people become sexually active, they often don’t stop for, like, 40 or 50 years. I mean, generally, when you start you don’t, like, have a conversion and try to become re-virginized, you know. It’s not going to happen.
Sound.
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